Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Almost Famous

So last week I mentioned I was part of Cleveland Magazine's Blogger Bracket and asked all of you, dear Readers, to vote for me.

Well I lost.

And I can't help but think this has to be hard on you.

You see, I'm awesome.  That is pretty well established.  My feats of awesometude are well documented, my reputation for cool set in stone.

I've got nothing to worry about.

But you, dear Reader, you have failed on the largest of stages.

I'm not mad.  I want you to know that.

I'm just disappointed.

But I also understand this is harder on you than it is for me.  It isn't easy to put SO MUCH hope and dreams behind one thing and then have it yanked out from under you like so many amateur magicians' tablecloths.

Yes, you must be taking this pretty hard.  And let me tell you something - Big Narm is here to be your shoulder to cry on.  I understand what you're going through.  How it feels.  Let's talk it out.

From one loser to another.  


4 comments:

Allison M. said...

you are too funny my sometimes bearded friend.

ClevelandPoet said...

I voted for you and now I am disfranchised. I will never ever vote again for anything! I'm pretty sure the occupy movement was started by John Connors coming from the future to protest your Cleveland blogger loss.

first you lose and then the phins trade marshall for 2 3rd rounders.

Narm said...

I just wanted to say how much I love your comment, ClevelandPoet

TB said...

Sorry dude, this is my first time here. Couldn't vote for you. And now that I'm here, I'm gonna have to see a few blog posts before I can affirm you're awesome factor and decide if I will vote for you in the future. So far, from just this one post, it's lookin pretty good for you. Pretty good though dude, so don't get cocky.:)