tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post2515189357821211195..comments2023-10-30T09:19:27.825-04:00Comments on White-Collar Redneck: RunningNarmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-51375382450886662292009-05-20T19:31:46.086-04:002009-05-20T19:31:46.086-04:00My excuse for not running is that I'm saving mysel...My excuse for not running is that I'm saving myself from any future knee problems and twisted ankles. It's prevention, not avoidance.Philhttp://www.rockytimewarp.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-82060640698675589192009-05-20T01:34:05.914-04:002009-05-20T01:34:05.914-04:00your right, maybe if we made running a contact spo...your right, maybe if we made running a contact sport I'd be able to run and enjoy it!Desert Rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07185102713205264161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-49756143135681823602009-05-19T01:00:00.000-04:002009-05-19T01:00:00.000-04:00I would walk places. Then I found out running woul...I would walk places. Then I found out running would get me there faster. I have since found out that cars get me there really fast.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-54301101455457226482009-05-18T18:32:00.000-04:002009-05-18T18:32:00.000-04:00Running is for people that don't have hobbies like...Running is for people that don't have hobbies like twittering and drinking heavily and falling down.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13109096232554591570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2553301953678883232009-05-18T15:13:00.000-04:002009-05-18T15:13:00.000-04:00god running is so fucking lame. the only good part...god running is so fucking lame. the only good part would be watching runners who poo themselves.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-47296278496463749082009-05-18T14:05:00.000-04:002009-05-18T14:05:00.000-04:00I believe I inspired your post today huh?I believe I inspired your post today huh?Allison M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08367139816638614475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-37451994405386311362009-05-18T13:47:00.000-04:002009-05-18T13:47:00.000-04:00here is what you did wrong: you didn't make wa...here is what you did wrong: you didn't make watching running a sport. you need to cheer the person you are watching and then run to the next place you can see them, trying to see them as many times as possible before the finish. however, with so many people in the race it is difficult, that is why I support a better race low jacking system...<br /><br />in other news, I have found a book which is the synthesis of you and I: http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=pd_nr_b_10?ie=UTF8&s=books<br /><br />first line: "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."<br /><br />respect it.even pretty girls need to readhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05698847072110469355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-11003290767917579722009-05-18T13:39:00.000-04:002009-05-18T13:39:00.000-04:00I had running bathroom problems this weekend.
To...I had running bathroom problems this weekend. <br /><br />Too gross?Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-46390523729147367912009-05-18T13:21:00.000-04:002009-05-18T13:21:00.000-04:00that's weird, yesterday when i got off the bus i a...that's weird, yesterday when i got off the bus i accidentally got into a race with another girl who got off the bus, like we both kind of jumped off and started speed walking, and next thing you know, i'm winning. so then i couldn't slow down even though my calf muscles started to scream in agony about all that "exercise" bullshit<br />in fact....i might write a blog post about this. off i go! (don't try to pass me)miss. chiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07640004739888576783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-32958222996821810242009-05-18T13:06:00.000-04:002009-05-18T13:06:00.000-04:00People should follow ME around with signs cheering...People should follow ME around with signs cheering me on for whatever I'm doing. "Go Twittering!" "Go eating enchiladas!" "Go diarrhe-"<br /><br />That just got weird.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-22768699379155618692009-05-18T12:59:00.000-04:002009-05-18T12:59:00.000-04:00You won't ever catch me running in a marathon. I h...You won't ever catch me running in a marathon. I hate running.Pretty Unfamoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15049313019260731194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-33814586836202675012009-05-18T12:57:00.000-04:002009-05-18T12:57:00.000-04:00You should make a "Go Farting!" sign and hold it u...You should make a "Go Farting!" sign and hold it up at the race.<br /><br />A guy friend of mine once went to a polling place where people were campaigning for their candidate of choice by holding up signs, and he held up a sign with a banana on it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-54379400581350458342009-05-18T12:36:00.000-04:002009-05-18T12:36:00.000-04:00Why would you "attend a marathon"? Was there tail...Why would you "attend a marathon"? Was there tailgating involved? Or just tail?lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-31837065283971859172009-05-18T12:17:00.000-04:002009-05-18T12:17:00.000-04:00If marathons were full contact I would definitely ...If marathons were full contact I would definitely watch them. Running is boring I think though. You'll never catch me in a marathon.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2024347789868771022009-05-18T12:14:00.000-04:002009-05-18T12:14:00.000-04:00I had to watch the NY marathon for a little bit to...I had to watch the NY marathon for a little bit to cheer this dude running, and it was terrible. <br /><br />I fully embrace your full contact idea. Let's get LT to promote it. The REAL LT - not wussy cry baby Tomlinson.surviving myselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-63267102770833159362009-05-18T12:02:00.000-04:002009-05-18T12:02:00.000-04:00I will make sure I show support that weekened by s...I will make sure I show support that weekened by sitting on my couch holding a sign that says "Go Running"....yeah that's the best I could do!Bon Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12178535331269133985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-41955723759386086782009-05-18T11:50:00.000-04:002009-05-18T11:50:00.000-04:00The late, great Lewis Grizzard said that you could...The late, great Lewis Grizzard said that you could tell novice runners from experienced runners from the phrases they used. Novice runners use phrases like "hitting the wall" and "second wind", whereas experienced runners use phrases like "throw up" and "something funny in my left knee".<br /><br />Wv: vabless - The quality of being completely without vab.Gilahihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331323175802868796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-46532597285694176362009-05-18T11:33:00.000-04:002009-05-18T11:33:00.000-04:00Running is about competing with yourself. Some hop...Running is about competing with yourself. Some hopefully you win every time.<br /><br />But watching people run is less thrilling than watching paint dry. Ack!Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11742409270749541624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-31055641871067183542009-05-18T11:20:00.000-04:002009-05-18T11:20:00.000-04:00Dude, can you imaging eating cabbage and a bean bu...Dude, can you imaging eating cabbage and a bean burrito the night before. Then, blowing a wicked fart during the race. No one would pass you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-55091079294936911762009-05-18T10:53:00.000-04:002009-05-18T10:53:00.000-04:00I will be in my first marathon in October.
After ...I will be in my first marathon in October.<br /><br />After this post, I'm thinking about wearing football pads to it.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00976360898085871173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-89130523841201309522009-05-18T10:37:00.000-04:002009-05-18T10:37:00.000-04:00A girl DOES have to enjoy life dammit.
That's why...A girl DOES have to enjoy life dammit.<br /><br />That's why I've had 5 Hershey kisses before 9:30 this morning.<br /><br />Screw running. I like chocolates.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com