tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post2618927072735354477..comments2023-10-30T09:19:27.825-04:00Comments on White-Collar Redneck: Top 5 Awesome Things My Dad Says...Narmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-7617753072232926122008-12-12T14:36:00.000-05:002008-12-12T14:36:00.000-05:00Hysterical! A box of Wanda Sykes? I love it. Wh...Hysterical! A box of Wanda Sykes? I love it. Where DO you come up with this stuff?canadian preTzelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08302528895866689486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-89300967078603259442008-12-11T10:16:00.000-05:002008-12-11T10:16:00.000-05:00I think I'm going to start using the expression ra...I think I'm going to start using the expression raped ape. Hmm, where could I fit it into conversation...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-58417513748942618412008-12-10T14:27:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:27:00.000-05:00"Raped Ape"! You'll have to excuse me for this. I ..."Raped Ape"! You'll have to excuse me for this. I hate this acronym, but...<BR/><BR/>LOL.<BR/><BR/>My dad's favorite phrase is "god damnit." He uses it quiet frequently.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-81213197312103834482008-12-10T07:43:00.000-05:002008-12-10T07:43:00.000-05:00My goal for the day is to work 3 of the 5 into sep...My goal for the day is to work 3 of the 5 into seperate conversations at work.pjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16896229296306879936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-52699229278613430782008-12-10T05:42:00.000-05:002008-12-10T05:42:00.000-05:00LMAO- I just googled 'too pooped to pop' and ... ...LMAO- I just googled 'too pooped to pop' and ... I doubt (and hope) this was not what Great-Grandma and Grandma meant!! <BR/>See below-<BR/><BR/> too pooped to pop 11 up, 10 down love ithate it<BR/> <BR/>Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.<BR/><BR/>From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.<BR/>Why'd you stop?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-79005212253516345512008-12-10T05:39:00.000-05:002008-12-10T05:39:00.000-05:00Sometimes first thing in the morning I get cat's a...Sometimes first thing in the morning I get cat's ass in my face,<BR/>and it is not all that special.<BR/><BR/>One of my friends likes to call it the little brown lifesaver.<BR/><BR/>Probably not original,but packs a nice visual, does it not?<BR/><BR/>I have never figured out my grandmother's 'too pooped to pop'.<BR/>It is the 'pop' part that has always thrown me. Is popping desirable???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-34422228325408339302008-12-09T21:33:00.000-05:002008-12-09T21:33:00.000-05:00cat's ass is sooooo not better than other's asses....cat's ass is sooooo not better than other's asses. <BR/><BR/>ie. your assalexa @clevelandsaplumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-19434627441669159952008-12-09T20:09:00.000-05:002008-12-09T20:09:00.000-05:00I don't even know what to say. But I will say tha...I don't even know what to say. <BR/><BR/>But I will say that I'm going to start integrating these phrases into my own conversastions.<BR/><BR/>And so for that, I thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-85820330343017794732008-12-09T19:36:00.000-05:002008-12-09T19:36:00.000-05:00There was a shit-ton of piss-assin' comments made ...There was a shit-ton of piss-assin' comments made by my dad as well; a man who also grew up on a farm and as an adult became a master mechanic (not a huge leap, just sayin'). Someday I should share some of his "truisms" with you. I bet you've heard at least a few of 'em. Like, favorite color? "Piss-burnt tan." Or, the ever popular, "She talks more than a fartin' clapper on a goose's ass." <BR/><BR/>Oy. Don't get me started!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-37948932949988291912008-12-09T18:24:00.000-05:002008-12-09T18:24:00.000-05:00My cat's ass is so not going to be the same now.My cat's ass is so not going to be the same now.LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-90612157018208023202008-12-09T18:09:00.000-05:002008-12-09T18:09:00.000-05:00I don't know how I've gone through life so far not...I don't know how I've gone through life so far not using the phrase "raped ape". That will change today.Megkathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14607783073882197697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-88613878916586525152008-12-09T17:18:00.000-05:002008-12-09T17:18:00.000-05:00So, how do you convert something measured in ass-l...So, how do you convert something measured in ass-loads to shit-tons? How many ass-loads are there in a shit-ton anyway?Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18183831811746913383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-28413324699370742692008-12-09T16:49:00.000-05:002008-12-09T16:49:00.000-05:00Son, you need to lay off the Busch Light and drink...Son, you need to lay off the Busch Light and drink the good stuff. I know it's like $8.99/sixer, but trust me, you will thank me later. The only time you should drink Busch Light is when you're canoeing down the Upper Iowa river. Seriously.Jezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02130897549926261047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-36583627447457491742008-12-09T16:32:00.000-05:002008-12-09T16:32:00.000-05:00Wow. . .my dad doesn't say anything nearly as "uni...Wow. . .my dad doesn't say anything nearly as "uniquely entertaining" as your dad. <BR/><BR/>On the other hand, Jose's dad <I>might</I> be able to rival some of those words/phrases. . .<BR/><BR/>We shall discuss at a later date. In the meantime, I will be observing his dad closely and put together a little list*<BR/><BR/>-KellyKelly and Joséhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00085204696384660568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-49751316989269572902008-12-09T16:09:00.000-05:002008-12-09T16:09:00.000-05:00I don't know man, he sounds pretty redneck to me.I don't know man, he sounds pretty redneck to me.surviving myselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-75585815810676838502008-12-09T16:08:00.000-05:002008-12-09T16:08:00.000-05:00I say shit-ton too. Does that make me a red neck?I say shit-ton too. Does that make me a red neck?Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-74162451793249258562008-12-09T15:47:00.000-05:002008-12-09T15:47:00.000-05:00I'm fairly certain that my father wouldn't say any...I'm fairly certain that my father wouldn't say any of these things. Although he laughs SUPER hard when I say "fugly," because he used to say it when he was my age.Pretty Unfamoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15049313019260731194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-6583266399071585922008-12-09T15:16:00.000-05:002008-12-09T15:16:00.000-05:00*sniff* I am homesick now. *blows nose*Thanks a f#...*sniff* I am homesick now. *blows nose*<BR/><BR/>Thanks a f#ckin' lot.<BR/><BR/>I didn't date your dad in the late '80's, did I?Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-58253663913304839952008-12-09T15:04:00.000-05:002008-12-09T15:04:00.000-05:00Thanks for the new vocab lesson. I shall now apply...Thanks for the new vocab lesson. I shall now apply it at work.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-77202849394997826272008-12-09T14:55:00.000-05:002008-12-09T14:55:00.000-05:00I'm going to use these in my conversations today.I'm going to use these in my conversations today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-23629130881470313092008-12-09T14:50:00.000-05:002008-12-09T14:50:00.000-05:00I would lose my shit if my dad said 'raped ape.'I would lose my shit if my dad said 'raped ape.'saratogajeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-89010197914986875692008-12-09T14:45:00.000-05:002008-12-09T14:45:00.000-05:00I had an uncle who, whenever he wanted to describe...I had an uncle who, whenever he wanted to describe a large amount of something, would say that he had to put it in two piles. "We caught so many fish last weekend we had to put 'em in two piles."Gilahihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331323175802868796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-74864993259606634952008-12-09T14:06:00.000-05:002008-12-09T14:06:00.000-05:00Piss-ass is my favorite phrase ever. I'm pretty su...Piss-ass is my favorite phrase ever. I'm pretty sure your dad stole it from me.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2309270527360019902008-12-09T14:00:00.000-05:002008-12-09T14:00:00.000-05:00#4 Is a shit ton like one step bigger than a crap ...#4 Is a shit ton like one step bigger than a crap ton? Cus I say crap ton, and would like to further use the shit/weight comparison. <BR/><BR/>#2 Cats are obviously better than people. Their asses are more efficient? And, their pajamas describe fantastic people. "george, you are the cat's pajamas" Also see; bee's knees.Fizzgighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086526805778452531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-35000355129943202008-12-09T13:55:00.000-05:002008-12-09T13:55:00.000-05:00If you stopped buttoning all those weeds, you'd ha...If you stopped buttoning all those weeds, you'd have been done in two hours.<BR/><BR/>And cat's asses are evolutionarily superior. It's the pucker factor.lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.com