tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post6851618174470003562..comments2023-10-30T09:19:27.825-04:00Comments on White-Collar Redneck: Ninjas, Tater Tots, OCDNarmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-79021188800440772532010-04-12T15:51:31.495-04:002010-04-12T15:51:31.495-04:00This made me smile so very much. I think your lady...This made me smile so very much. I think your lady friend is both brave and awesome.Discover(y)Dawn(ed)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08606870773119356514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-16597816919884342842010-04-10T19:10:57.519-04:002010-04-10T19:10:57.519-04:00Also, it's good to fly your freak flag from ti...Also, it's good to fly your freak flag from time to time.yours truly, melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11392519948813777583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-65323014901384899052010-04-10T19:08:18.127-04:002010-04-10T19:08:18.127-04:00HA! You should feel so happy that she still wants...HA! You should feel so happy that she still wants to be with you. I mean WHAT? You time/calculate your bites of food/sips of water so that your meals ends in a specific way...??????yours truly, melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11392519948813777583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-35104255902073768192010-04-10T18:57:08.876-04:002010-04-10T18:57:08.876-04:00buy a puppy...
It'll distract her. ;0)buy a puppy...<br />It'll distract her. ;0)fionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-34519919127195571842010-04-10T14:46:32.584-04:002010-04-10T14:46:32.584-04:00As for her taking a sip of your delicious drink......As for her taking a sip of your delicious drink....I would punch her in the babymaker, and then say "what do you think about that young grasshopper?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-33744884479540420042010-04-09T11:01:21.532-04:002010-04-09T11:01:21.532-04:00And...
The OPP tag made my day. :)And...<br /><br />The OPP tag made my day. :)lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-85820860486735542322010-04-09T10:59:24.145-04:002010-04-09T10:59:24.145-04:00Batman folds his paper towels in quarters.
It&#...Batman folds his paper towels in quarters. <br /><br />It's true!<br /><br />Or was that Gumby?<br /><br />"Quirks"? Try "character". Stand proud, man! You're Gumby, dammit!lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-19617898338113818372010-04-08T22:22:36.791-04:002010-04-08T22:22:36.791-04:00You are an inspiration to me seriously. Apparently...You are an inspiration to me seriously. Apparently we have similar writing skills anyway. Check mine out and see what you think....<br />www.rogueandrestless.blogspot.comKate Carterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12704016748134241995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-82399079127719055652010-04-08T15:48:15.214-04:002010-04-08T15:48:15.214-04:00Now you know why I would never actually stay with ...Now you know why I would never actually stay with the women I met. I would seduce them, make love to them (often two or three times during one session), then tell them I could never be theirs because I already belonged to the Enterprise.<br /><br />It never failed. Never.Bill Shatnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09146159067734411103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-49834723491962693432010-04-08T14:26:54.418-04:002010-04-08T14:26:54.418-04:00Awwww I wish someone adores me like that ;pAwwww I wish someone adores me like that ;pAndharihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08341293139717998410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-28447222637172138912010-04-08T11:33:53.942-04:002010-04-08T11:33:53.942-04:00That was good. Thank you for sharing your honesty...That was good. Thank you for sharing your honesty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-33220655869295970982010-04-08T09:59:55.670-04:002010-04-08T09:59:55.670-04:00It's like domesticated arch enemiesIt's like domesticated arch enemiesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-74925446315755356872010-04-08T02:32:20.447-04:002010-04-08T02:32:20.447-04:00Hilarious!
Next time hide a small proportion of f...Hilarious! <br />Next time hide a small proportion of food and drink under the table or in your pocket, that way the jokes on her. Success! *cough* urh...furball.Silhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17894895333631805970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-59838065591504593632010-04-07T21:23:27.483-04:002010-04-07T21:23:27.483-04:00If you're such a ninja, then maybe you should ...If you're such a ninja, then maybe you should find her weakness. <br /><br />You should both be equally miserable. That's how relationships work.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-55175221202369339702010-04-07T19:22:03.141-04:002010-04-07T19:22:03.141-04:00Dude. That kind of behavior is worthy of a bitch s...Dude. That kind of behavior is worthy of a bitch slap.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-7653190890444142802010-04-07T17:47:36.263-04:002010-04-07T17:47:36.263-04:00It's called SSB (Secret Single Behavior) and w...It's called SSB (Secret Single Behavior) and we all have it. Keep those secrets locked up tight, my friend.hammykghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18363504221959285546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-90858013721572427512010-04-07T16:03:12.692-04:002010-04-07T16:03:12.692-04:00ninja grab her last tater tot next time she does i...ninja grab her last tater tot next time she does it. you will be under-drinked and over-totted, which could cause havoc with dry-mouthiness, not to mention induce a direct fight, but you will have evened the score. <br /><br />just don't accept the today show as a viable wake-up program. mrs. zwinggi puts it on at 730ish, but i have a timer on my tv set to turn the channel to espn at 7:37. <br /><br />so... there are ways to gain your ninja back without a direct fight, you just have to remember that you're a fucking ninja.zwinggihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17483137188353696254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-68724966094998293582010-04-07T15:29:27.214-04:002010-04-07T15:29:27.214-04:00Men and Women living together?
In the same house?...Men and Women living together?<br /><br />In the same house?<br /><br />And using the same bathrooom?<br /><br />and eating tater tots?<br /><br />I'm hungry.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-77061624403934242202010-04-07T13:08:14.349-04:002010-04-07T13:08:14.349-04:00Dear Narm,
Don't say I didn't warn you w...Dear Narm, <br /><br />Don't say I didn't warn you when she has sucked up you soul and there is nothing left except your half of your beard. <br /><br />Living together with a mate = one left with no soul. <br /><br />Virginia.WannabeVirginia W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16507756727246102557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-87511138231580809262010-04-07T12:41:34.121-04:002010-04-07T12:41:34.121-04:00don't mess with us - we are mind ninjas.don't mess with us - we are mind ninjas.Allison M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04348778557772621239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-76286261823235994782010-04-07T11:08:53.756-04:002010-04-07T11:08:53.756-04:00Thanks....enjoyedThanks....enjoyedRoberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12254197449816438476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-46916379116653665122010-04-07T10:39:53.419-04:002010-04-07T10:39:53.419-04:00Well it's obvious you shouldn't be getting...Well it's obvious you shouldn't be getting married. She messes with your tots dude. Unacceptable.Page Sevenhttp://page-seven.tuimblr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-80650477344353094162010-04-07T10:29:37.004-04:002010-04-07T10:29:37.004-04:00you make me smile, too.
and she's lucky to ha...you make me smile, too.<br /><br />and she's lucky to have you.flaskhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02926786246931651655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-30405744190112765912010-04-07T09:32:04.128-04:002010-04-07T09:32:04.128-04:00...and..dude...I hate to break it to you..
BUT TH......and..dude...I hate to break it to you..<br /><br />BUT THIS IS JUST THE START OF IT ALL.<br /><br />First your green beans. Next, your SOUL.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-5616296095972088002010-04-07T09:31:07.358-04:002010-04-07T09:31:07.358-04:00Your blog makes me smile. Why am I just now findi...Your blog makes me smile. Why am I just now finding it? <br /><br />P.S. I hate Oprah's narration on Life. I used to sleep so well to Signourney Weaver on Planet Earth.Sharonnoreply@blogger.com