tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post86537266687217680..comments2023-10-30T09:19:27.825-04:00Comments on White-Collar Redneck: Caption Contest GiveawayNarmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-81021255909128704852010-12-18T22:22:32.518-05:002010-12-18T22:22:32.518-05:00How many do I have to eat to forget we chose Culpe...How many do I have to eat to forget we chose Culpepper over Brees--Caliente Pocket!!jgunnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-18786532229566304352010-12-17T18:55:09.648-05:002010-12-17T18:55:09.648-05:00I may be ugly, but I also have a hankerin' for...I may be ugly, but I also have a hankerin' for frozen foods and am terribly afraid of zombies.Whithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13767167022648848085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-48094352319310152822010-12-15T11:20:22.704-05:002010-12-15T11:20:22.704-05:00So you're telling me all those snacks came out...So you're telling me all those snacks came out of Jeff's beard?Toddletown USAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00248505723839873475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-65282402376710963702010-12-15T10:38:00.496-05:002010-12-15T10:38:00.496-05:00Victim: Are they hot?
NARM: They're extremely ...Victim: Are they hot?<br />NARM: They're extremely hot!<br />Victim: Will they burn my mouth?<br />NARM: They will DESTROY your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month.<br />Victim: I don't know...<br />NARM: They can also be served burnt on the outside with an ice cube in the middle - just don't use the optional 'toasting sleeve!'<br />Victim: SOLD AMERICAN!Creepy Clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939224403299923870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-64565169660553790622010-12-15T10:15:05.099-05:002010-12-15T10:15:05.099-05:00browns fan says "i like my food like i like c...browns fan says "i like my food like i like colt mccoy; hot and lean!"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12412808518009286041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-26418046868800593672010-12-15T10:01:48.993-05:002010-12-15T10:01:48.993-05:00We will now use these Lean Pockets and this footba...We will now use these Lean Pockets and this footballfield platter to re-enact the "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". My mouth is the endzone!Craig Can't Dancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18351794256503131574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-11131388836159837272010-12-13T13:39:16.288-05:002010-12-13T13:39:16.288-05:00"I hope these disguises fool everyone into ea..."I hope these disguises fool everyone into eating these"Pgh_Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06941754455049480233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-29439126699609456212010-12-13T11:24:57.136-05:002010-12-13T11:24:57.136-05:00Bernie Kosar called: he wants his "quarterbac...Bernie Kosar called: he wants his "quarterback snack" back.Alicia at Poise in Parmahttp://poiseinparma.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-72808373780449863512010-12-11T12:44:55.738-05:002010-12-11T12:44:55.738-05:00Little does he know these contain the ever-elusive...Little does he know these contain the ever-elusive, ever-delicious dolphin meat...mwahaha, just like the team, marine animals, and his team loyalty: these babies are endangered. <br /><br />(he kind of has a crazy look in his eye, no?)leilanihttp://myjaggedblathering.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-48798947994680219502010-12-10T23:54:52.106-05:002010-12-10T23:54:52.106-05:00Lean pockets: Better tasting and worth more than N...Lean pockets: Better tasting and worth more than Narm's Joey Haynos jersey (#81).David Desenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00207855766389316199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-74421858656814451492010-12-10T18:19:11.509-05:002010-12-10T18:19:11.509-05:00Hot stuff coming through! Oh wait, I was referring...Hot stuff coming through! Oh wait, I was referring to the food.Nicki Sechlerhttp://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=503528119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-41086213639814139162010-12-10T18:15:53.760-05:002010-12-10T18:15:53.760-05:00A testament to manliness: football, snacks made wi...A testament to manliness: football, snacks made with meat, and delicately-drawn hand turkeys hanging on the fridge for a touch of whimsy.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16434205688118042897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-82004515643605370862010-12-10T10:27:56.938-05:002010-12-10T10:27:56.938-05:00The answer to the riddle:
What has four hands, 20...The answer to the riddle:<br /><br />What has four hands, 20 fingers, two hats, 17 delicious snacks, one scraggly-looking beard and cheers for a terrible football team?Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-9024610940123224572010-12-10T10:26:14.424-05:002010-12-10T10:26:14.424-05:00Dolphins fans find it easier to count how many way...Dolphins fans find it easier to count how many ways they hate Tom Brady using Hot Pockets.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-26382408575167483172010-12-10T10:23:05.652-05:002010-12-10T10:23:05.652-05:00Jeff liked his pockets like the Dolphins chances o...Jeff liked his pockets like the Dolphins chances of getting to the playoffs: Lean.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.com