Girl, pointing at her boyfriend's crotch in line at the grocery - "That thing better have a big bag of boners ready for me tonight."
I had three different topics to write about today - then I heard that magical line yesterday.
True love is alive people, you just need to decide paper or plastic.
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A bag of boners? That doesn't sound like a positive things to me.
some girls just want to f*ck.
Bag of boners sounds kinda messy.
sounds like she's the one calling the shots.
I need to listen in more on people's conversations while standing in line at the grocery store.
um...wow.
Oh no. where were YOU shopping?
I want to be her friend.
Big Bag of Boners?
Best. Rock Band Name. Ever.
Did you burst out laughing? Because I would have. And then she probably would've been embarassed. Which would have made it funnier.
Thank you for giving me a new line to use this weekend.
What would one do with a bag of them? Doesn't it take just one to get the job done? Maybe I'm doing this all wrong.....
Yeah, I'm with Christina the wench... why would she need a whole bag?
thats just greedy.
Big bag of Boners. I wonder if the guys are turned on hearing that or disgusted :P
I REALLY need to watch what I say in public...
Someone needs to turn that into a C&W song.
That's priceless. Bag of Boners, say that 10 times fast.
Ummm. . . was she 17?? I can't imagine an adult saying that!! Or at least someone in the working world say that!
She could have said something a little more incogneto like "I hope you have enough quarters to do laundry all night long" or something along those lines!!
That is awesome. I am totally using that line on the hubs tonight. :)
Please forward three topics. I can always use fresh material.
@Angela- the money shots, at least...
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why is it plural? Shouldn't it just be ONE boner? I'm confused...
Could you imagine having multiple boners. You would be the most popular kid on your block
Was the bag of boners 15 items or less? Cause then they can use the express line.
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