Last night I tried to pop a zit on my chest but it just flaked off and I realized it was dried on pizza sauce. I had been wearing a shirt the entire day.
I LOVE FML!! Love it!! I just actually looked at it last Friday and well, have been addicted ever since.
Oh and I would be totally disgusted by that but like 2 weeks ago Dean actually was popping a zit in the bathroom and then I had him try the meal I cooked that night. And without washing his hands he picked out a piece of chicken to eat. When I asked, did you wash your hands, he said "no..." And I said "well, you can just take this home and eat it then." Then he said "Yes, my plan worked!!"
13 comments:
EEEEEEEEEWWW
Um, a bath once a week maybe??? Just a suggestion.
Oh my god, I'm laughing out loud right now. No 'lol', this is the real thing. You are hilarious.
I LOVE FML!! Love it!! I just actually looked at it last Friday and well, have been addicted ever since.
Oh and I would be totally disgusted by that but like 2 weeks ago Dean actually was popping a zit in the bathroom and then I had him try the meal I cooked that night. And without washing his hands he picked out a piece of chicken to eat. When I asked, did you wash your hands, he said "no..." And I said "well, you can just take this home and eat it then." Then he said "Yes, my plan worked!!"
Arguably the grossest post I've ever read. Well done.
I did that once, except it was on my left nut.
You think that's bad, you should see the pizza.
I'd forgot about FML. Thanks for the reminder.
If it doesn't have a white head it's not worth trying to pop. Or might be left over meat sauce. Just so you know for future reference.
So, when was the last time you ate pizza???
did you bring any for me?
Oh wow I'm soooo not eating pizza tonight! LOL.
You were supposed to save that for later!
GUH-rooosssss.
Post a Comment