As you know, my girlfriend is a vegetarian. As you may also know, Tony Romo used to date the awkwardly attractive Carrie Underwood, also a vegetarian.
After Romo and Underwood broke up, he began dating Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson is not a vegetarian. In fact, she wore a shirt declaring her love for dead animals.
Now, Jessica Simpson looks like this -
And Carrie Underwood looks like this -
Pass the lettuce, please.
9 comments:
So..you're saying you want to look like Carrie Underwood?
Dude. If that happens..
CALL ME.
actually i saw jessica on oprah recently, shes almost in daisy duke shape again.
although, yes....eating like bunnies is a great way to lose weight. bunnies are smart. they do lots of um....aerobic activity too!
"awkwardly attractive Carrie Underwood"
You mean like you can't casually get up and leave a room once you see her? Yeah, that's awkward.
keep passing the lettuce for me.
yeah mom jeans on the fat chic!
If being a vegetarian keeps me out of the guy equivalent to mom jeans then please pass the salad.
I don't eat meat. Just McDonald's. Everyone knows there ain't no meat in there.
This post? Perfection.
Great post! A link for your lady friend on my vege choices. http://www.gosustaino.com/2010/06/power-of-pesto.html
I'd still fuck Jessica Simpson. Now, pass the Ribeyes.
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