Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Cleveland Reads (my blog)

Cleveland Reads is having their annual Reds, Whites and Brews: A Toast to Literacy event on 7/16 at Windows on the River.

You may be asking yourself, "Narm, I didn't realize you were into charities?"

Think about it, Reader, Cleveland Reads helps area children learn the essential skills needed to READ MY BLOG!

This is an investment for me. And there is booze.

Anyways, if you are interested in the event, Groupon is featuring tickets at a discounted price today. For $50 you receive all you can drink beer and wine as well as hors d'ouvres and a silent auction. Tickets are normally priced at $90 so check it out!

Because the kids need you.

And my blog traffic needs you.

So buy your ticket right meow.

3 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

All this time I thought "Cleveland Reads" was part of their tourism poster.

ClevelandPoet said...

finally someone is thinking of the children!

If they can't read how will they buy my stuff for me when I'm too lazy to leave the house?

Fizzgig said...

is this like reading is fundamental? cus i really liked RIF back in the day.

or is this like SRA's? I hated those because you had to do it, and you had to take quizzes on what you read.