A SUPER COOL-TIME EXTREME LEAN POCKET GIVE-AWAY EXTRAVAGANZA CONTEST
The good people at Lean Pockets have provided a year's supply of Lean Pockets for me to give-away to the person who person of my choosing.
So I've decided to choose the winner in my most favoritist way eva -
CAPTION CONTEST!
This is how it works - I post a picture below and you leave a comment either on the blog or on Twitter (@jnomina) and I'll choose the one with the most awesome.
I'm going to leave this up for a week so tell your friends (http://bit.ly/fB5hUd) - because if they win you could probably play this off as their Xmas present.
* Full disclosure: Lean Pockets provided the Snuggies, Lean Pocket products as well as some funds for the decorations and party favors at the Goodness Party. They did not supply the hand turkey (patent pending). Any opinions shared on The 'Neck are my own and should be taken as law because I am awesome.
15 comments:
Jeff liked his pockets like the Dolphins chances of getting to the playoffs: Lean.
Dolphins fans find it easier to count how many ways they hate Tom Brady using Hot Pockets.
The answer to the riddle:
What has four hands, 20 fingers, two hats, 17 delicious snacks, one scraggly-looking beard and cheers for a terrible football team?
A testament to manliness: football, snacks made with meat, and delicately-drawn hand turkeys hanging on the fridge for a touch of whimsy.
Hot stuff coming through! Oh wait, I was referring to the food.
Lean pockets: Better tasting and worth more than Narm's Joey Haynos jersey (#81).
Little does he know these contain the ever-elusive, ever-delicious dolphin meat...mwahaha, just like the team, marine animals, and his team loyalty: these babies are endangered.
(he kind of has a crazy look in his eye, no?)
Bernie Kosar called: he wants his "quarterback snack" back.
"I hope these disguises fool everyone into eating these"
We will now use these Lean Pockets and this footballfield platter to re-enact the "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". My mouth is the endzone!
browns fan says "i like my food like i like colt mccoy; hot and lean!"
Victim: Are they hot?
NARM: They're extremely hot!
Victim: Will they burn my mouth?
NARM: They will DESTROY your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month.
Victim: I don't know...
NARM: They can also be served burnt on the outside with an ice cube in the middle - just don't use the optional 'toasting sleeve!'
Victim: SOLD AMERICAN!
So you're telling me all those snacks came out of Jeff's beard?
I may be ugly, but I also have a hankerin' for frozen foods and am terribly afraid of zombies.
How many do I have to eat to forget we chose Culpepper over Brees--Caliente Pocket!!
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