There are a few things a man should have as he nears his 30's.
A suit.
A 401k.
A set of tools.
And - a haircut.
I don't have a haircut.
That doesn't mean I don't GET haircuts. I get haircuts all the time, and the people who cut my hair do a great job.
But I don't have a "look". Sometimes I get it cut short, sometimes I let it grow, sometimes I spike it up, sometimes I comb it to the side, sometimes I put my left arm in, I take my left arm out, I put my left arm in and I shake it all about.
By the time a guy hits 30, he normally has the haircut he'll have for the rest of his life.
I turn 28 in two weeks, and I don't have that haircut. I'm going to go through the rest of my life constantly changing haircuts like those awkward 50 yr old guys that suddenly grow a goatee - except in my case, I'll be rocking jorts, white tube socks and the Flock of Seagulls haircut.
Then I'd just have my suit, 401k and be a total tool.
4 comments:
the only thing I really have of those is a haircut.
hell I don't even have a job.
well that's depressing. Thanks a lot. I'm gonna go stare at my faux hawk now.
Does shaving your pubes count?
I've got a variety of haircuts. I like to mix it up.
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