On one hand - I like chicks' legs and butts, so this is a big win. When I go to KFC I just order 'legs and butts' and when they ask 'Original or Crispy?" I say - 'OOOOOOH YEAH!'
But, on the other hand, I'm stuck shackled in these pants while girls are Porky Piggin' it around town.
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| Snooki without makeup / bumpit |
That is why I propose a new product for men - formal overalls.
Think about it.
If girls don't wear pants, why do I have to wear a shirt? If the only thing we have to cover is our sex bumps, my man nipples should be as free as your Barbie crotch.
Besides, I think it would look better on me than these jeggings.
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FYI: The overalls don't necessarily have to be 'formal' as long as you're wearing a sleeveless mesh shirt underneath.
There's always loopholes in the dress code, my friend.
Always loopholes.
In the play I'm working on there was a scene that really didn't make the cut where they discuss porkypigging it!
also when I really want to bother my wife I walk around the apartment in just a tee shirt.
I think the overalls would be an impediment in the long term outlook. What if you have the runs or have to take a piss badly? It will be tedious taking the overalls off. Hmm unless you had a zipper and butt flap.
Bwaahahaha!
I die laughing.
xox
You had me at "swamp ass"
I think I should be allowed to work in a bathrobe, so I can get a good breeze in all the right places.
this isn't new, my friend. another fun phenomenon - girls who wear leggings as pants.
They aren't pants!
He had no shoes and no pants. they dressed him in a shirt with a collar and called him porky pig. the two of you went up to his room. later on you wouldn't admit you did.
@Moooooog - that better be a turquoise mesh half-shirt
@ClevelandPoet - Porky Piggin' it might be my favorite phrase of 2011
@MSX - All my pants have butt flaps. It's the only way to live.
@Heidikins - Thanks!
@Brutalism - I really need to tone down the sex appeal
@Kev D - Just turn that bathrobe around and use it as a snuggy. Helps hide the boners.
@Allison M - The leggings thing needs to end
@Jez - I was wondering if anyone would pick up on where that line came from
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