White-Collar Redneck: Zombiefest 2009

So, as you know (because I brought it up 300 times between here and Twitter), I attended the Zombiefest in Pittsburgh over this past weekend. And since I know you were just DYING for pictures (if you think the zombie puns are going to stop there you got another thing coming), I thought i would share some pictures that will warm your still beating heart.

Myself, in full zombie gear, holding my iPhone. Have you come down with a virus that seizes control of the brain and makes you thirst for human flesh? There's an app for that.

My buddy BloggingJason, unliving proof that I have friends -

Most everyone who knows I attended said the same thing, "God you are a freak." Well, your face smells - so shut up!

Zombie lovers aren't all weirdos - they come from all shuffling gates of life -

Young Zombies

Thirsty Zombies

Frisky Zombies

AberZombie and Fitch

Self-Righteous Zombies

Sports Fan Zombies

Republican Zombies (That's a Rush Limbaugh Zombie with a bottle of Oxycontin)

Even Bad Bathroom Etiquette Zombies.

God I hope he washed his hands - I wouldn't want to come down with anything.

19 comments:

Moooooog35 said...: While you were doing all that, I watched my son play tee ball for two hours in 50 degree weather.

That was fun, too.

Asshole.; October 15, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Matt said...: Whoever had to clean that bathroom counter had to be pissed off; October 15, 2009 at 11:07 AM
Andrea said...: I'm so pissed I didn't go. I'm from Pittsburgh and every year I say I will, and never do. NEXT YEAR, FOR REALS.; October 15, 2009 at 11:11 AM
shine said...: Can I go next year, please?; October 15, 2009 at 11:43 AM
Always a Bridesmaid said...: AberZombie and Fitch. LOL.; October 15, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Chris Gooch said...: Is it weird being surrounded by other zombies - I think I would freak out and start killing them (again).

You look a bloody mess! Fantastic pics.; October 15, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Ed said...: I see someone else has been shopping at Ulta.

So, did any non-Zombies realize what was going on?

Or did they think a Marilyn Manson concert just let out?; October 15, 2009 at 1:48 PM
Pretty Unfamous said...: I hope you had a lot of fun!!; October 15, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Born with a big mouth! said...: I am just so jealous you got to go. Wish we had something fun like that in Charlotte!; October 15, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Chumpy D said...: pretty wicked. I would love to be a part of something like that. now the next task is to call in to work sick and walk in looking like that :); October 15, 2009 at 5:26 PM
Jenn said...: I hate to admit it, but you're a pretty good-looking zombie.; October 15, 2009 at 7:07 PM
miss. chief said...: aber-zombie and fitch
hahahahaha good one; October 15, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Lauren said...: AWESOME. I'm kind of jealous - the zombiefest here wasn't nearly as awesome.; October 15, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Andhari said...: LOL aberzombie and fitch and republican zombie. Aberzompie and fitch should be more topless in speedos but covered in blood though, I suggest you do it again haha; October 16, 2009 at 1:32 AM
Lemmonex said...: Zombies, fun for the whole family.; October 16, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Marie said...: I have to ask, why the tie and collared shirt? Not uncomfortable?

Awesome blood make-up by the way.; October 16, 2009 at 11:08 AM
alexa @clevelandsaplum said...: aberzombie! LOL; October 19, 2009 at 9:25 AM
Allison M. said...: you crack me up.; October 19, 2009 at 9:59 AM
Anonymous said...: I love the Chainsaw-wielding Zombie-kid!; October 22, 2009 at 11:05 AM

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Zombiefest 2009

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