Impressively Drunk Browns Fan - "Yeah man, his wife is going to come pick him up. I'll tell ya what, back in my day you could get as drunk as you wanted at the game and then drive yourself home. These days, there's so many cops around it's too damn dangerous to drive drunk."
I hear ya buddy - with all those cops out there it's a wonder someone doesn't get killed!
7 comments:
so youre against santa AND drunk driving?
jesus man.
Dude - I did this same kind of thing the other night. There was a shooting near my apartment, and a police helicopter was searching for the shooter. Well, instead of being happy that there was a search going on, I was mad that the helicopter was so loud it was keeping me from falling asleep.
Nice.
So, Santa is pretty much screwed then...stupid elves and their "cheer juice".
gee this makes us all feel reallllly safe! And happy I live in Akron, you know, we dont drunk drive in akron, right?
If it wasn't for driving, I wouldn't have a reason to drink.
I thought that's what the airbags were for. Extra cushioning.
SUCK IT UP, WIMP!
The cops here are pretty stupid and bribe-able so I'm good with drunk driving.
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