How romantic.
But I've noticed something a bit fishy about the actor who plays Edward, Robert Pattinson. He seems to be reaching out and stealing style tips from other, more sexified people.
Mainly me.
Robert's new beard -
My beard -
Coincidence?
I think not.
29 comments:
no coincidence there.
speak in a british accent and he's stole everything.
Does your shirt still have the size sticker on the front? Weirdo!
Whoa dude, you look just like him. Only less pale and with less scary eyebrows. He needs to back off and stop stealing shit from you if he knows what's good for him.
You need to thicken the eyebrows...yours don't match.
May I suggest using strips of Velcro?
I think I just did.
I know you want me to say this so I will: you are way better looking.
I think he is copying you. But remember: Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
And your eyebrows are better. And are not giant caterpillars.
Totally stolen.
Maybe he's doing research for his next project as a Zombie.
A HANDSOME Zombie.
Gosh, that sounded gay.
YES!
Well I hope he didn't get his habit of not showering from you.
As a Beard Enthusiast, I must say yours is better.
Now that you mentioned it I did read in People magazine that he was going for the same look as some guy in Ohio.
maybe this is all just a cover up for being a vampire.
Whoaaa, you are a cutie! No I am not coming on to you. It just surprized me that's all. Is that really your pic? You are better looking than that vampire.
He wishes he were you. He's even trying to get the zombie stare down. Such a poseur.
The invention of the beard? All you. You should sue.
OMFG! You should totally trademark your beard first and then sue him for image rights infringment!
Kick his ass, Seabass.
Ive never thought he was all that hot, not at all really
I'm just glad you both don't sparkle. That'd distract from the beard.
What a whore. I can't believe he did that.
Yours looks a lot better though.
He's must my brother too, that's where the eyebrow inspiration comes from.
he has a v-neck on and you don't... therein lies the difference apparently!
We should make him PAY for this.
I say we because I'm trying to get paid because of your beard too.
May as well hop on this gravy train
Pay back time! Now you should grow your hair and put so many hair gel on it, while you're at it let me powder your face.
It may or may not turn some of us on :p
He probably wants to wear your skin.
So you're saying you want to come bite me on the neck? Weirdo.
It's pretty obvious to me that you're right. Just don't go hooking up with kristen stewart though. That girl is weird.
I don't get it either, even though I did read all 3 books.
And you look much cuter than R Patz in your beard! :)
i'd say you're just one flannel shirt away from superstardom.
I'm a bit biased (seeing as I'm lame enough to have an online alter ego dedicated specifically to worshipping The Precious and his bearded shenanigans), but I've got to hand it to you.
Pale-Cleveland-winter-skin + scruffy-masculine-jawline = striking resemblance to the lanky Brit we affectionately refer to as JawPorn.
Well, at least in the eyes of your Lady Friend during nocturnal neck nibbling sessions ;)
Carry on, Style Guru, carry on.
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