This is a restaurant by my house. Their logo spells "Poo".
If you have the maturity level of a 5 year old, like me - this is the greatest thing to ever happen.
Lady Friend - "Narm - what do you want for dinner?"
Me - "POO!"
Lady Friend - "Har Har. Seriously, what do you want?"
Me - "The Poo Poo Platter."
(Maturity is overrated.)
Not to mention their name sounds like a sexual position -
"I got Pearl of the Orient last night."
I bet you did.
And if you are too "mature" for this, and don't think jokes with the word "poo" are comical. Well, they have a slogan for you -
It's All About Good Taste
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We have a Thai place in town named 'Teat Ne.'
NE here stands for 'New England' - so every time I read it I imagine a place named 'Teat, New England' that only sells boobs.
You may be my brother.
does your lady friend actually laugh in Har Har's instead of HA HA's.
because thats awesome.
I would have noticed the poo in that sign instantly myself. I too am a 5 year old. High five!!
My mind went straight to the vagina reference. Does that count?
I can understand that kind of interpretation. I do that, a lot.
:p
this just made me laugh out loud.
POO POO
Wasn't Pearl of the Orient the hooker with the heart of gold?
I heard she was pretty won-ton.
*crickets*
I'll go now.
we had a restaurant called House of Tang. i couldn't stop laughing everytime i drove by...never could bring myself to eat there though.
(i read your posts all the time, just never commented before:)
Thank goodness, I am not the only 5 year old who goes into hysterical laughter when poo and farts are mentioned. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
i giggled throughout this entire post.... poo jokes are my faaaaaaaavorite.
There's some kind of Asian restaurant in the town near me called Fuk Mi.
I dont order poo poo platters because I can't keep a straight face.
Yep, i'm 12 too.
I instantly thought of the "other" pearl necklace.....
in boston there is a french/cambodian restaurant called ELEPHANT WALK. every time i passed it i'd ask my 'then gf, now wife' if we should find like 14 dudes who aren't doing anything.
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