In college I worked for a t-shirt screening shop, so every now and then we would make funny t-shirts for ourselves before we went home.
Wait, crap, that story sucked. Ummm...and then I found $5! There we go.
Where was I?
Oh, right - the greatest t-shirt ever invented.
I know what you are asking - did this sexy t-shirt (and facial expression) ever lure a young lady into the love den?
No.
I blame the recession.
The closest it ever came to tasting success (wow, worded that wrong) was the time a friend of mine wore the shirt and some girl told him she had $10. Then he pointed to me and said, "There he is."
Her response?
"Oh. Nevermind."
Joke is on her - I didn't have change for a $20 anyways.
15 comments:
Where do I swipe my Visa?
Wait.
Nevermind.
Don't really want to know.
Ha! That is pretty gret. Yeah I said 'gret', you wanna fight about it?
Yes! Making t-shirts is the best.
When I was in high school, the girl I was dating worked at a store like yours, and I got her to make a t-shirt with my face on it. I wore it all the time and it was great.
I think by drinking the Strongbough you would have had me. :)
And my word verification is too funny not to share!
funducks
Really?? Hilarious!
I've got a $20 and a hotel room. See you there.
Dude, maybe you shoulda lowered the price a tad.
Haha. Funny post.
ten dollars seems like the going rate for man whores these days.
sucks it didnt work out for you.
Oh come onnn, no freebie for this girl?
:D
That shirt is genius. I want one. But not with my own name on it...boys are weird enough as is.
I think I've seen that photo before. I've always dug that shirt. And I dig it even more that you had the cajones to wear it. I would have worn a shirt like that, but I would have probably just got my ass kicked.
Oh the screen printing days. I think everyone had a phase of creating their own t-shirt shenanigans
Hahaha. You're officially my hero. If I were a good 5 years older, I totally would have offered 20 dollars for the t-shirt being so cool. ;]
I remember that shirt quite well. I bet if Jakes could do it with Jeff Nomina for $10, it totally would.
That shirt was cool then, but in 50 years, you'll be a cheap piece of ass.
Like when old people talk about buying a loaf of bread for a nickel or gas for a quarter a gallon, only it'll be old ladies telling their friends they could have gotten some cockmeat for $10.
i just LOLed at that picture.
amazing
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