So I hadn't looked at my Google Analytics lately (which is odd because no one enjoys a quick tugjob on the ego like me) but boy am I glad I did.
I know this is a fairly common post in the blogosphere, but some of these are too good not to share.
So without further adieu, search results that brought people to The 'Neck -
Licking my own nipples
90's dragon shirts
Angry drunk best friend straight gay video game
Bob Golic has turned into a republican asshole
Fire captain sweat pants
Supercollider? i hardly know her! dont get it
Vegetarians and witches
Aw crap
Whooping, hollering and holding back tears
A shirt that combined nerdiness, puns, and redneck culture
Awkward fucking pterodactyl
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So which is your favorite?
Mine, personally, is "Awkward fucking pterodactyl". It just raises so many questions.
Why were they searching for an awkward pterodactyl?
Were they asking for one that was fucking or were they using that to ensure the level of awkward?
How does someone who knows how to spell "pterodactyl" want to search for this?
And did they find what they were looking for?
I can only hope.
10 comments:
gotta go with awkward fucking pterodactyl
tho a close 2nd is: Supercollider? i hardly know her!
I'm a fan of 'fire captain sweat pants' myself.
Today I got:
"vomit down the vent"
"eat scat funny"
(although, honestly, I fail to see any humor in that AT ALL)
and..
"poop on my tushy porn"
My mother is so proud.
I love this person:
"Supercollider? i hardly know her! dont get it"
I hope they found what they were looking for too.
If they did, I really want to know what it is.
At least now I know exactly how to spell pterodactyl.
You can find me by searching for motherfucking snakes on a plane.
"Angry drunk best friend straight gay video game"
That's my personal favorite. What kind of collection of words is that to Google?
Supercollider? i hardly know her! dont get it
That's awesome.
"Supercollider? i hardly know her! dont get it" is my favorite too. Eight words, 2 jokes. It's like a comedy MRE. We need to pack it in the Army's joke books.
"Vegetarians and witches" - seems like natural combination
I've been getting
'miss chief porn'
'miss chief naked'
'nude miss chief'
um...someone really wants to see my junk
"Angry drunk best friend straight gay video game"...how does one even reach the depths of Hell where this is something they would Google?
I can't even get my analytics to work.
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