I don't think Megan Fox is the hottest woman on the planet.
Wait - before you throw rotten vegetables let me explain.
I love brunettes. Love them. I wrote off blondes a long time ago and never looked back.
And tattoos? Tattoos are like a golden ticket to my heart. Or my pants. But my Mom reads this so lets stick with my heart. Tattoos on a girl is the sexiest thing this side of bacon. Mmmm, bacon flavored girl.
But Megan Fox kind of looks like she is made out of plastic. Like she is a mannequin. An anatomically correct mannequin.
That doesn't mean I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Megan Fox, I mean. Not the mannequin.
Oh who am I kidding - either one.
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My boyfriend and I just had a similar conversation, he doesn't like her either. You're not the only one!
& Thanks, now I'm craving bacon.
So she's made from plastic. And she has a toe thumb.
This girl doesn't seem to be all that attractive anymore.
Toe thumb is too scary for me to deal with!
I've seen hotter than Megan...
but she's def in my top 5.
she should keep her mouth closed because she kinda looks like a blow-up doll in that picture
Wow. I thought she was as close to perfection as one gets.
In your opinion, how's hotter?
The SO LOVES Megan Foxx. He says it's the tattoos that turn him off, but I'm not sure I believe him.
She's got great teeth, but does look a little plastic. Agreed.
Isn't she a man? Will someone please clear this out for me?:D
I would eat the corn out of Megan Fox's poo and wash it down with her bathwater.
Great.
Now I'm hungry.
hmmm thats a close likeness!
but i agree,,,,I'm not sure why so many people think she's hot.
I mean, she's no jessica alba.
Hottest plastic ever. Barely beating out that smurfette action figure.
You did a good thing switching over to brunettes.
We salute you!
you sir, are out of line!
Thank you. I just really, REALLY don't get it.
Salma Hayek? Now her I would give the business time to.
Megan Fox has wierd sex doll lips.
I don't think she's hot. I'm not a fan.
I don't get it. WHO is hotter? I can't think of anyone. Well, except for me of course.
most dudes have sex with their hands on a regular basis.
i'm sure giving "ol' righty" a night off so you can break one off in megan fox wouldn't be terrible.
I think she's gorgeous. I would turn gay just for her.
And what do you have against blondes may I ask??? Lbluca and I are going to beat you up.
She looks like a blow-up doll in damn near every picture she's ever taken...she can't close her mouth...she's pretty, but I'd motorboat Salma's boobies from now til Kingdom come if she'd let me...
...and yeah, the thumb is a lil' weird..."ET phone home..."
I looked at some different pictures of her on the net. She should burn the one you have posted.
Thank you! I'm glad another guy has admitted that she's not the hottest thing since hot potato (bad analogy, eh?) She is kind of plastic looking. And WAY too thin. You get a high five.
the reason she looks plastic is because she is... does anyone remember Hope and Faith when she played the niece? she didnt look like that then... im pretty sure shes no longer biodegradable
Can't believe I'm the first to mention her hair at the MTV movie awards...
But yeah. Wow. Not her best look.
Meh, she's just another autonomic product of the Hollywood female cookie cutting machine... oooh, look at me pout, look at my fun bags... yeah, a bit of originality goes a long way, Megan, if you can synthesize that through your core processor, which is where your grey blob of shit that you call your brain would normally be...
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