I'M AN AMERICAN AND I WANT TO STICK MY PRIVATES IN PEOPLE WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS, TOO!
That's right - it's time for everyone's favorite game -
WOULD YA WEDNESDAY - The Political Edition
Or as Fox News calls it - Liberals Are Sluts.
Our first contestant is Sarah Palin. She got all kinds of credit last year for being the hottest VP candidate ever. What an honor. Her competition was Al Gore. I never understood everyone going crazy over her - but I guess when you stand next to John McCain's robot skeleton for 6 months anything can start to look hot. She didn't exactly excite my conservative base. I was going to write more about her but David Letterman is standing on the other side of my computer waving his arms and mouthing "NOOOOO!" so I am guessing I should stop here.
Second is Slick Willy Clinton. Ladies love Bill Clinton. This is another one I don't get - ok he is charming and powerful and all that - but he hooked up with MONICA LEWINSKI. I thought girls were turned off by guys that hooked up with ugly girls - isn't that the whole premise of this game? Don't ruin this for me. I need this. Think about it ladies, if you hooked up with Bill, you would be compared to Monica Lewinski for the rest of your life. He could name the girls he hooked up with and it would go: Hillary, Monica Lewinski, you. Wow. Great company. The only way it could get worse is if he included the cast of the Facts of Life.
For those of you just bursting on to the scene here are the rules: I nominate two people and you tell me if you would register their independent or remove them from office.
Sarah Palin
Bill Clinton
24 comments:
No nailin palin.
I do like Clinton...but not quite that much. Even with booze involved.
EW. On both counts.
He's all rubbery and she's all.. weird. And old. And weird.
I think I just puked in my mouth. No way!
Who wears shoulder pads any more, sarah? And what's that pinned to Bill's lapelle?
So, no and noooo.
Just..... no.
I'm gonna go fantasize about John Stamos again instead.
I'll take Clinton's cigar.
I would become a born again virgin before I touched Clinton's privates. Ew.
I just love all the words PRECEDING the pictures.
That is all.
Big Willy has always been somewhat skeevish but still... there's something about him that would allow him to stain my dress.
eh... I'd do em both
They both suck but I bet Clinton would be bossy and degrading in bed and I like that in a dude. So, that's settled.
I met her in person and she's actually HOTTER in person, if you can believe it. I wouldn't go girl for her, but I'd definitely bang her husband Todd. He's just as hot.
And Bill Clinton?? Hmm.... I don't think I could do it.
i would throw up, that's what i would do.
1. Sarah (but it'd be a hate-f*ck)(yes, I swing that way sometimes)
2. I tagged you on my blog. GO AND SEE!!
Is it just me, or does Slick Willy's nose look more and more like a penis every year ?
Perhaps Hillary cut off his Johnson, and it's regenerating on his face.
Ooh, I'm one of those weird people who finds Bill extremely sexy. So yes, actually HELL yes to the former President.
Um, never in a million years for Palin.
Monica Lewinski is an ugly girl?
Is it okay that I masturbate to her while listening to Nickelback?
Um..
You're banning me from this blog, aren't you.
Back to the topic:
I would totally be impalin' Palin.
You can use that.
I'm extending that analogy to her daughter, as well. It is America after all.
Wait, are you sure this isn't "Would ya' become a NUN Wednesday?"
Nope. Never for either of them. Ew.
Can I duct tape Sarah's mouth...?
Nope, still Bill. But he's going down on ME. So there.
Lilu beat me to the duct tape comment.
yuck to both
Ummm..NEITHER? LOL.
Ps. Wonder if big willy still got it, I mean the wife never left him, you know?
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