How rude.
That's right, it's time for everyone's favorite exercise in pedophilia -
WOULD YA WEDNESDAY - Full House Edition
Where just like in Full House - the more characters you add, the better (who let Comet in here?)
Our first contestant - John Stamos. Part of me wants to like John Stamos because he kind of seems like what Charlie Sheen wishes he was. He looks like the kind of guy that goes to the bar, gets entirely too wasted and then brings home some 19 yr old Swedish bikini model. Charlie Sheen looks like he is the guy that walks up to a circle of people at a party and they slowly try to close the circle away from him so he'll get the hint and go talk to someone else. Another part of me wants to hate John Stamos because marrying him made Rebecca Romijn change her name to Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and it was just THAT much more work to find topless pictures of her on the internet.
Second - Mary-Kate Olsen. I'm pretty sure she is the crazy Olsen, right? The one that killed Heath Ledger? The one that is always wearing rugs and not eating? Everyone freaked out when the Olsens turned 18 but I never really got the whole obsession - they always wear those giant sunglasses that make them look like bugs. I've had some weird fetishes but never really felt like getting busy with a bug. I guess all those arms would be nice - but let me tell you, there is NOTHING sexy about an exoskeleton.
For those of you new to WyW the rules are simple - I put up two celebrities and you tell me if you would do things to them that Bob Saget can only dream about or tell them to cut...it...out.
John Stamos
Mary Kate Olsen
25 comments:
Oh yeah. I'd WANT to be sober with Johnny!
Do you really need to ask if I would do John Stamos? Truth is i have already had sex with him. Ok he might not have actually been there but it still counts.
true story: i saw uncle jesse perform with the beach boys last summer.
also, thank you for making me LOL at my desk this cold and rainy JUNE morning.
Oh the Olsen twins. There hasn't been that much potential unrealized since Kwame Brown.
There's gold in them there hills!
whatever that means.
And no... I wasnt talking about Stamos, damnit.
I would totally hit the Olsen's if I wasn't afraid I'd crack them in half.
Maybe I should make a wish first.
Can I combine them into a super Olsen?
That would be awesome.
Maybe Uncle Jesse. Still not sure. Very undecided.
The Olson twins are just walking skeletons so, ew, gross.
No doubt. No not the band.
The years have been good to Uncle Jesse. He could live in the attic of my Full House any day.
Wait. A lady should not refer to her...anything...as a Full House.
HECK yes on john stamos. I'll pass on whatever olsen that is.
I wouldn't kick Uncle Jesse out of bed for eating crackers.
Uncle Jesse is a Pimp. And if I hooked up with an Olsen, I am pretty sure something would break. Not a fan of rail thin coke whores.
Uncle Jesse but only if the Rippers can join in too.
I've wanted to do things with Uncle Jesse and leather for a long time.
I'd do him and videotape it for future viewing. He's like #2 on my To Do list.
Yes please! Who WOULDN'T do John Stamos, really?
john stamos is greek. 'nuff said.
john stamos now. then? he wasnt cute at all. even after he cut off the mullett
John Stamos? Need you even ask? Heck yes. Multiple times.
John... (we are on first name basis) Yes, but he kind of make me feel like he'd cry after, you know since Rebecca left him a broken man he's just not very "manly" anymore...olsens Eww no
John Stamos? HELLS YES!
Can I have threesome this time? John is such a hottie and MK, is like my fashion goddess. It's a thing most people don't get.
I'm gonna have to go with John on this one.
Is this even a question? John Stamos was hawt, even with the mullet...even MORE so now! *drool*
Hot damn, John Stamos is an attractive individual. Just don't touch the hair!
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