This is a White Collar Redneck exclusive:
They stub their toes.
They get deodorant on their shirt.
You know when you pass someone in the hall and they say, "Hey, what's up?" and you accidentally answer, "Good, how are you?" Celebrities do that, too.
Because they're human. And they're idiots, just like the rest of us.
Remember when Jenny McCarthy was on Singled Out, wearing low-cut shirts and picking her nose? That was, in fact, not medical school. She is not qualified to tell you if you should give your kid a vaccine.
Kim Kardashian is literally only famous for making a sex tape. Now she endorses products. People think to themselves, "I wish I could be just like her!" As if she has reached some level that is above that of someone with an iPhone and a Youtube account. She had the exact same path to success as Keyboard Cat.
Why does this bother me so much?
BECAUSE I WANT IN! Hook a brother up - I've been cranking out fart jokes for over four years yet Kate Gosselin gets to be famous.
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