Wednesday, March 7, 2012

No Shame in Fame

This is a White Collar Redneck exclusive:

Celebrities poop.

It's true.

They stub their toes.

They get deodorant on their shirt.

You know when you pass someone in the hall and they say, "Hey, what's up?" and you accidentally answer, "Good, how are you?"  Celebrities do that, too.

Because they're human.  And they're idiots, just like the rest of us.

Remember when Jenny McCarthy was on Singled Out, wearing low-cut shirts and picking her nose?  That was, in fact, not medical school.  She is not qualified to tell you if you should give your kid a vaccine.

Kim Kardashian is literally only famous for making a sex tape.  Now she endorses products.  People think to themselves, "I wish I could be just like her!" As if she has reached some level that is above that of someone with an iPhone and a Youtube account.  She had the exact same path to success as Keyboard Cat.

Why does this bother me so much?

BECAUSE I WANT IN!  Hook a brother up - I've been cranking out fart jokes for over four years yet Kate Gosselin gets to be famous.  

So here is my shameless plug - please take a moment to go here and vote for White Collar Redneck in Cleveland Magazine's Blogger Bracket.  The bracket continues every Monday so if you could throw a vote out for myself and my good friends over at the Cleveland Movie Blog, I'll throw in another fart joke at no cost.

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Suburban Sweetheart said...

I voted for you before you even told me to vote for you. Go get famous, brah.

Bob Ignizio said...

Thanks for the shout out, man. It's gonna' get ugly when we're up against each other, though.

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