On one hand - I like chicks' legs and butts, so this is a big win. When I go to KFC I just order 'legs and butts' and when they ask 'Original or Crispy?" I say - 'OOOOOOH YEAH!'
But, on the other hand, I'm stuck shackled in these pants while girls are Porky Piggin' it around town.
|Snooki without makeup / bumpit|
That is why I propose a new product for men - formal overalls.
Think about it.
If girls don't wear pants, why do I have to wear a shirt? If the only thing we have to cover is our sex bumps, my man nipples should be as free as your Barbie crotch.
Besides, I think it would look better on me than these jeggings.