Monday, October 11, 2010

Caption Contest - Beer Me

The only way beer could be any better is if there was a way to put gravy on it.

Luckily I've got a fiancee for that.

Perhaps I've said too much...

The good news is that the Cuyahoga river will run brown with beer (wait, that's just sludge) for Cleveland Beer Week beginning this Friday, Rocktober 15th.

And because I love you, I've got two tickets for the Brewzilla event on Saturday, Rocktober 23rd at the Galleria at Erieview. Tickets are normally $50 so you don't even want to know who I had to sleep with to get my hands on these.

What is Brewzilla? A collection of beer, sandwiches, cheese and chocolate. I'm assuming there was legal trouble serving boobies because they nailed the other four things on my top five. But no one is perfect. Over 80 different breweries will be present as well as food pairings from Heinens and the Winking Lizard.

Obviously only local Clevelanderites can win these tickets - but I encourage everyone to participate in the contest because I said so and I'm really good looking.

Here's what you do - write a funny caption for the picture below. If you are a Cleveland local, just add #HappyInCLE after your caption. Be sure to include your email so I can contact you.

Winner will be announced on Friday to celebrate the beginning of Beer Week (and the end of my sobriety).

Non-Clevelandonianese people that want to add a funny caption, feel free to do so. I'll still giggle like a little school girl when I read them - but the best I can give you is an online pat on the back. Maybe I'll squeeze a cheek and tell you you're pretty while I'm at it.



Remember - local Clevelanders include the #HappyInCLE and your email.

Winners announced Friday. Except for me - I'm a winner and I'll announce that whenever the hell I want. Suck it.

19 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

I'm less concerned with writing a caption and more interested in why Mr and Mrs Claus are back there drinking in this fine establishment.

Moooooog35 said...

The day the color green was ruined as a clothing option.

Stacy said...

I will be able to think of all sorts of funny captions after tasting several beers at BREWzilla. So you have that to look forward to, if you pick me. @jukebox65 casualimages@hotmail.com

Amanda said...

I didn't know that the Green Goblin lives in Cleveland.....that explains a lot.

Stacy said...

I forgot to include #happyinCLE.

Jez said...

Damn. These beers are decemt, but I'd rather be drinking one of Jesse's.

or

"Mmmmm...smells like Monk Basement"

Anonymous said...

Ovechkin's St Paddy's Day activities blamed for Washington's year end spiral!

Dalia said...

Half a beer and my super cool light-up glasses, damn.. I'm looking FINE

Barnett said...
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Molly said...

With heavy hearts, Stacy and Clinton closed the manila case file and resigned themselves to the fact that some people just can't be told What Not To Wear.

Molly said...

oh, #HappyinCLE

Barnett said...

While trying to drink away his anger, Bruce Banner learned of a new, more unfortunate side effect #HappyInCLE

rosemarie said...

Hanging out after the Master's tournament hoping for Tiger's cast offs...

rosemarie said...

#HappyInCLE

Ben said...

'Damn. I'm kicking everyone's ass at St Paddys day...wait till I stand up and show off my green hot pants."
#HappyinCLE birdtree29@yahoo.com

@ClevelandGooner said...

3 Beers later and the green hornet breaks out into impromptu version of Cory and the fins "Can't Touch Us".

#HappyInCLE

Betty said...

My future's so dim, I gotta wear shades that make my future so bright that I gotta wear shades

#happyinCLE

Mark in atlanta said...

this is the last time i buy X-ray glasses on ebay,perhaps my duck lips wont make m look like such a douche bag.

Brad said...

So who's having a great Cleveland Beer Week! THIS GUY IS!!! Can't wait for Brewzilla!