You know who are a bunch of annoying assholes?
Seriously. Shut up. You're annoying and I don't like you.
I get the idea of birds. They're pretty and they make cool noises and they poop out seeds that make plants grow all over the place.
And that's all great in the singular case. But when you take one awesome thing and multiply it by a billion, it makes me want to ram a fork in my head and twist my brains around it like so much spaghetti.
I woke up at 5am this morning and there were approximately Too,ooo,ooo,many birds making noise. It was 5am. What the hell are you guys talking about? If you put me in a room with a thousand other people I'd run out of shit to talk about in about 15 minutes - right after we covered the weather and how much I hate Nickelback.
But no, birds are like 19yr old college guys - they just love the sound of their own voice. They were making noise just to make noise. They were so loud I actually learned how to speak bird and translated what they were saying:
SQUAWK SQUAWK I'M AN ANNOYING ASSHOLE.
How can something that is so cool by itself turn into something so annoying when put into large groups?
You'd think they were people, or something.