Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Pretty Woman

Men are ugly.

Let's just get that out there.

The best looking man in the world is still uglier than an average looking female.  We're hairy and awkward and compared to women - we don't really take care of ourselves all that well.  Hell, my cat plays in his own litterbox but still gives himself a lick-down everyday.  I went 3 straight days without a shower this weekend.

For those reasons, I struggle to see how anyone could be physically attracted to a man.  Yet, most women and some men are into that - and that's cool.

Because we can't really control what makes our loins become our Loins. 

Women complain about men being shallow because they are turned on by a large chest or long legs - but is that really our fault?  I can't control what makes physically attracted to someone, right?  It is a physical reaction - like being mad at someone for having a peanut allergy. 

But what if you COULD control what you found attractive?  There is no question I would make myself be attracted to ugly people. 

Think about it - the entire world is fighting over tight bodies and pretty faces - there would be NO competition for the uggos out there.  While everyone is drooling over Marissa Miller you could slide up to Rosie O'Donnell like, 'How you, girl?'

And get turned down.

Because even Rosie O'Donnell doesn't think guys are attractive. 


Moooooog35 said...

Rosie O'Donnell IS A WOMAN?!?

Idea #527 said...

I spit out my water on that last part. . . SPIT OUT MY WATER! hahaha

Amy said...

Lol, just lol. I agree.

Even out of all the celebrities' faces I'm harassed with every day, I still don't find any men that attractive.. especially not when you think about all the beautiful women celebrities there are.

Fizzgig said...

thats the most logical way to put it.....even rosie doesnt fine men attractive.

but, men are strong, and manly. plus they kill bugs.

Thats hott!

#1 reason not to date a woman, who is going to take the bug smashing responsibility. thats probably why gay marriage isn't legal most places.

All the divorces over the bug killing responsibilities.

Allison M. said...

ahahhah idiot.

www.DiatribesAndOvations.com said...

I think it's fair to point out that there are some truly ugly WOMEN out there, too. Hairy and smelly and all.