Monday, March 10, 2008

Man vs Toaster

Early Morning Jeff: This toaster could not possibly take longer. I am simply asking you to toast bread, this isn't a math problem, Toaster. You are on a 5 setting out of 8. I'm not even asking for 100%. You can half-ass your job and I would be happy. How can you suck so much when so little is expected of you. Answer me, Toaster. You suck at your job. This is supposed to be my breakfast - not dinner tomorrow. I swear to God I'll -

Co-worker, interrupting: What's burning in here?

Early Morning Jeff: Oh shit!!!

1 comment:

Allison M. said...

You were standing right above it -- how could you ignore the smell?