Monday, March 3, 2008

Things Not To Say At A Strip Club

Stripper, after shakin her goods for a friend: "How was that, Honey?"

Friend: "You remind me of my sister!"


Allison M. said...

I hate strip clubs. I get instantly angered inside because of them. There is no female equivalent to ass and boobs in a man's face. Not one.

Claire said...

I'm with you on the hating allison.

Now narm...what do you mean when you say 'friend'. Like I'm in love with a stripper 'friend' or hey I used to go to high school with that girl 'friend'?

Narm said...

Allison - shoes?

Claire - the friend was a fellow participant in the bachelor party - proving that being in your mid-20's does not make you mature enough for strip clubs.