Thursday, February 28, 2008

Bearding Update 2.28


As you can see the beard is coming in nicely - and by nicely I mean when I walk down the street small children cry and women cross to the other side of the road. In a recent study done by leading scientists across the word, the amount of fur on my face is directly related to the chance I have of getting laid this weekend:


I think I may begin to refer to this thing as my chastity beard

7 comments:

Aunt Maureen said...

These are starting to look like Match.com pictures.

Narm said...

Aunt Maureen - Ha! I think they look more like FarmersOnly.com pictures.

Allison M. said...

What's with the goofy smirk on your face? Is that what happens when you grow a beard?

Narm said...

Allison - It is a mixture of embarrassment and shame of sitting in my room taking pictures of myself.

Alexa said...

ha! that chart reminds me of that "how i met your mother" crazy chart.

hilarious.

Hot Coffee Girl said...

Don't worry...even if you shave your beard, there's a good chance no one will sleep with you anyhow. Call it your chastity personality.

Hope that helps, buddy.

Narm said...

Alexa - I can't stop making charts to describe myself. I don't know why this is so much fun.

HCG - Its my personality??? This whole time I thought girls were intimidated by my mustache.