Tuesday, February 5, 2008

You're So Vain...I Bet You Think This Blog Is About You

I'm at one of those in between stages in hair styles and I'm becoming obsessed with what I should do. Should I shave it off? Cut it short? Keep growing it long? This current style of emo swipe / shaggy mullet looks like what would happen if Pete Wentz became a lumberjack.

Then there is my beard - do I like the 2-day scruff? The business beard? Gizzly Adams? Gah the choices!

Thinking back over the years I've changed styles more than Elton John (minus the classical period). Wait - that example is too girly. Hmm. Over the years I've become the less attractive, untalented, slightly chubby, American version of David Beckham. (Not so sure I saved face with a Becks reference.)

Is there some crazy psychological reason for this? Fear of commitment? Lack of identity? Obsession with Flock of Seagulls?

Who knows. But I think I am too the age where I pick that look that is going to follow me through life and embarrass my kids when I am in my 40's.

Maybe 'The Rachel'?

1 comment:

Allison M. said...

Really? I don't see the Becks reference.