Fun fact -
71% of the Earth's surface is covered in water.
71% of my body is covered in fur.
We are the world!
Being half-wolf is not so convenient when it is 95 degrees out for two straight weeks.
Needless to say, we've had the air conditioning running like a fat kid after the ice cream truck.
But here is my problem with the glorious invention that is air conditioning - when you want more of it - do you say you want to turn it up (as in - turn up the power of the air conditioner) or down (as in - make the temperature less).
Me being a rockstar - I think of everything in terms of volume; so when I want more A/C, I tell the Lady Friend to "Turn that motherfucker up! WOOOOOO!" and then I play air guitar and do the splits a la Diamond David Lee Roth.
But couldn't that mean to turn the temperature up? Just the thought sends a stream of sweat running down my back. I want my house so cold my nipples actually frost over.
Besides, I need to cool off after chasing that ice cream truck.