IT IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
No, I'm not going topless on here. That is just weird. Why would you even WANT to see that? I look like an albino sasquatch. With a big nose.
No - it is time for the WINNER OF THE YEAR'S SUPPLY OF LEAN POCKETS!
Craig! At Craig Goes To Cleveland. takes the cake (or pocket) with this little number:
We will now use these Lean Pockets and this footballfield platter to re-enact the "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". My mouth is the endzone!
This is, of course, a reference to the movie Little Giants - which is full of all kinds of awesome. Especially the line: "Fumblrooski! Fumblrooski!" which my old roommate and I used to say if we were hitting on a girl and either got shot down or said something stupid to ruin our chances. Needless to say, there were a lot of fumblrooskis in my single days.
Anyways - Craig just earned himself a year's supply of Lean Pockets for that dose of nostalgia.
Thanks to everyone who entered - especially Nicki who was the only person who resorted to flattery. Do you people know me at all? Compliments are my currency, people. All you had to do was say something nice about my beard - like it really brought out my abs - and the Lean Pockets were yours! You were so close - all you had to do was seal the deal and you screwed it up! Know what we call that?
Congrats to Craig and thanks to all who participated.
(Full disclosure: Lean Pockets sponsored the Goodness Party and give-away and most of my college years.)