Friday, December 10, 2010

Caption Contest Giveaway

Instead of just dropping knowledge on you today - I have a special surprise.

A SUPER COOL-TIME EXTREME LEAN POCKET GIVE-AWAY EXTRAVAGANZA CONTEST

The good people at Lean Pockets have provided a year's supply of Lean Pockets for me to give-away to the person who person of my choosing.

So I've decided to choose the winner in my most favoritist way eva -

CAPTION CONTEST!

This is how it works - I post a picture below and you leave a comment either on the blog or on Twitter (@jnomina) and I'll choose the one with the most awesome.

I'm going to leave this up for a week so tell your friends (http://bit.ly/fB5hUd) - because if they win you could probably play this off as their Xmas present.



* Full disclosure: Lean Pockets provided the Snuggies, Lean Pocket products as well as some funds for the decorations and party favors at the Goodness Party. They did not supply the hand turkey (patent pending). Any opinions shared on The 'Neck are my own and should be taken as law because I am awesome.

15 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

Jeff liked his pockets like the Dolphins chances of getting to the playoffs: Lean.

Moooooog35 said...

Dolphins fans find it easier to count how many ways they hate Tom Brady using Hot Pockets.

Moooooog35 said...

The answer to the riddle:

What has four hands, 20 fingers, two hats, 17 delicious snacks, one scraggly-looking beard and cheers for a terrible football team?

Ross said...

A testament to manliness: football, snacks made with meat, and delicately-drawn hand turkeys hanging on the fridge for a touch of whimsy.

Nicki Sechler said...

Hot stuff coming through! Oh wait, I was referring to the food.

David Desenberg said...

Lean pockets: Better tasting and worth more than Narm's Joey Haynos jersey (#81).

leilani said...

Little does he know these contain the ever-elusive, ever-delicious dolphin meat...mwahaha, just like the team, marine animals, and his team loyalty: these babies are endangered.

(he kind of has a crazy look in his eye, no?)

Alicia at Poise in Parma said...

Bernie Kosar called: he wants his "quarterback snack" back.

Pgh_Knight said...

"I hope these disguises fool everyone into eating these"

Craig Can't Dance said...

We will now use these Lean Pockets and this footballfield platter to re-enact the "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". My mouth is the endzone!

Alison said...

browns fan says "i like my food like i like colt mccoy; hot and lean!"

Chuck said...

Victim: Are they hot?
NARM: They're extremely hot!
Victim: Will they burn my mouth?
NARM: They will DESTROY your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month.
Victim: I don't know...
NARM: They can also be served burnt on the outside with an ice cube in the middle - just don't use the optional 'toasting sleeve!'
Victim: SOLD AMERICAN!

Toddletown USA said...

So you're telling me all those snacks came out of Jeff's beard?

Whit said...

I may be ugly, but I also have a hankerin' for frozen foods and am terribly afraid of zombies.

jgunn said...

How many do I have to eat to forget we chose Culpepper over Brees--Caliente Pocket!!