Remember when I was all excited about getting egged? About how I had finally achieved the American Dream?
Well, it happened again.
And I realized something...
...nobody cool ever gets egged.
James Dean never got egged. Bono doesn't get egged. I'll guarantee @DadBoner never gets egged, you guys.
You don't have to be a mathematician to know there is 0% chance you'll ever drive past Tom Hanks house and see him in PJ's and a winter coat, hosing egg off of his window.
As I was standing there, sandles in socks, hose in hand, the two teenage neighbor kids walked out to their car and asked what happened.
"I got egged."
"You got egged? Do you even have kids?"
"And you still got egged?"
I got the egg off my window - but I can't seem to get it off my face.