Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Out of (fe)Line

Dear Readers, meet Baffi, the cat.

He's a feline terrorist.  He is disgusted by human extravagances such as 'sleep' and 'not constantly having asses in their face'.

He has no regards for his own life - leaping from impossibly high platforms to destroy and contaminate any source of liquid I may want to consume.

Baffi is an anarchist - destroying order by chewing cords and scratching couches.  'The Man' needs electricity and comfort - Baffi needs chaos.

His only weakness seems to be narcolepsy and string. 

I am a lost cause - lost in some sort of strange Stockholm syndrome where I not only allow his cause - I support it with kitty treats and belly rubs. 

Save yourself, before it is too late.

He's coming, and when he does, you're pant legs will never be hairless again.


Moooooog35 said...

Let me get this straight:

You're now married, domesticated AND a cat guy now.

I sense some sort of intervention coming.

Narm said...

@Moooooog35 AND I WATCH GLEE! Help me - teach me your ways. I don't even remember the last time I saw internet porn.

lacochran's evil twin said...


ClevelandPoet said...

this scene happens often: Our cat Rasputin jumps up onto something looks over at us. Then he knocks something off of it and looks back at us before jumping off and walking away.

Me: You are a dick grey cat. No pets for you anymore.

Then he jumps on my lap. After squeezing between me and my laptop and across one of my hands, placing his head on the laptop and curling up.

Me: aww fuck you cute bastard!

Deidra the Droid said...

Oh I have his sister in my home. What is your address I know a good kitty transporter. Lol. I'll send a Sunday newspaper, our distroyed christmas tree and 5 iPhone cords to get u through the transition.

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