Monday, February 27, 2012

Flattered

Know what I don't get enough of?

Flattery.

Think about it - how often do men get compliments?  Do you know how good of a hair day I have to have to receive a compliment on it?  I don't even HAVE enough hair on my head to have a good hair day.  A good hair day for me is a day in which I still have any hair.

And go ahead and ask when the last time someone told me I looked really great in this top.  It is slimming and hits me in the right spots and sometimes a man just needs to hear he's pretty.

Don't get me wrong - I'm comfortable in my awesometude - but that doesn't mean I don't like to hear about it now and again.

But this is bigger than me.  This is about more than just one man and his almost puzzlingly well-groomed beard.

No, this is about all men.

I ask you, women of the world, to pay a man a compliment today.

You are the attractive species.  You got the good looks and the soft features.  You've got the curves.

We've got body hair and pot bellies.

So make a man's day.  Pay him a compliment. 

Because in a few days, he might not be having such a nice hair day.

5 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

You complain about stupid shit amazingly well. I dare say almost better than myself.

How's that?

YOU'RE WELCOME.

ClevelandPoet said...

when my wife enters the room I just say in a (horrible) girlish voice "oh jimi you look so cute today" and then I thank her in my normal voice.

Fizzgig said...

this is interesting, because girls always tell the "single one" to pay a man a compliment to get his attention....but what the heck is an acceptable compliment to a man?

lacochran's evil twin said...

Your font is looking very thin.

Not too thin, of course. Not sickly thin. No, really toned thin.

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