Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Train Wreck

Welp, I've gotta murder someone.

Awkward, right? I'm not really the murderin' type. Besides that once. Wait, do strippers even count?

Anyone who has been watching the NBA playoffs has undoubtedly seen the Samsung 3D TV commercial. And then heard that god awful song.

The first time it is ok. You might tap your fit. You might enjoy it.

The second time - ok this is a bit annoying but there is no way this station will play this commercial every single commercial break for the next 6 hours of basketball, right?

Wrongo bongo.

Instead they are going to bludgeon you to death with this commercial. They are going to punch you in the face with catchy "woooo-ooooo"'s.

They're going to play a TRAIN song.


Here is my plea - I will buy the damn TV if you STOP PLAYING THE COMMERCIAL.

I don't need a new TV - and sure as hell don't need a 3D TV. Just what I need - to be stuck on the couch while the Lady Friend watches Kendra in 3D.

But I will do this - because I hate that commercial than I hate anything. Maybe even Wanda Sykes.

15 comments:

Page Seven said...

Mute button dude, mute button.

Moooooog35 said...

I'm going out to buy one for the explicit purpose of watching porn.

THAT'S the commercial I want to see.

Brandonian said...

Did the commercial say "ever wonder what it would be like to add another dimension to your life?" Surely we already live in 3D or is that just me?

Fizzgig said...

I have not been annoyed by this commercial. oh yea, thats cus i watch everything on at least a 20 min delay as to fast forward thru commercials.

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lacochran said...

I'd say you're pretty good at tapping your fit, already.

Aren't people in love supposed to be blissful? Where's your bliss, Man? Where?

zwinggi said...

I think I want to check out that commenter's sketches. Maybe they'll help me get the train song out of my head...

Also. A train song for the 25-54 male demographic? It's like advertising for sportscenter's NFL draft special during Lifetime's movie of the week.

saratogajean said...

I don't have cable (pity me!) but "wrongo bongo" is definitely going to be stuck in my head for at least 2 days.

Perhaps you should go into marketing?

Jez said...

"Train Wreck" is right. Taping your fit AND you "hate that commercial than you hate"...hate it MORE? Hate it LESS? We'll never know.

(By the way, I like that Miller Lite commercial that says, "What's LESS fun than a barrel of monkey's? Cleaning that barrel...")

Some people need decaf. You? Not so much. Caff up next time, Jeffy!

Anonymous said...

...do strippers count? well duh....everybody knows the answer to that...

Jenn said...

The DVR is your best friend for just such emergencies.

Oh, and strippers do count, but only until the lights come on. Then it's a murdering free for all.

Maxie said...

That's how I feel about all of the swiffer commercials. They ruin songs for me. SONG RUINERS.

Allison M. said...

this is one of the songs i can picture the BF mocking all the time, and it getting stuck in my head.

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