I use Head and Shoulders shampoo.
I don't know why. Maybe I don't like dandruff, or maybe I'm just really uncreative.
But I also love cheap things. My worlds should collide in a rainbow of awesome for the Target brand generic version of Head and Shoulders.
They named it, "Dandruff Shampoo".
I don't want that in my shower. I don't need my guests seeing that in there and judging me, or my hygiene.
Why wouldn't they name it something much more user friendly?
When I buy cotton swabs that aren't Q-Tips they aren't called, "Earwax Removers".
Off-brand Kleanex aren't named "Snot Receptacles".
And lip balm that isn't made by Chapstick is not named, "Herpe Lip Preventer".
Nope. Target wants me to look like the stinky kid. I think people would be less grossed out if I left an open bottle of Valtrex on the bathroom sink. Maybe something with the words, "open sores" in the product details. Or a Nickelback CD.
So I am shamed into spending the extra $2 to get the name-brand because of foolish pride.
I'm so embarrassed I could cry. Now where did I leave that box of snot receptacles?