I want you to smell me.
Was that weird? I feel like that came out wrong.
I want you to smell my house.
Every time you go into someone's home - you smell it. Every home has a different smell - not necessarily good or bad - just unique.
Grandma houses always smell kinda old and like weird perfume. Like you unearthed a mummy's tomb. College houses smell like beer and old socks. Crack houses smell like regret and urine and ginger bread houses smell like Christmas.
But what does my house smell like?
I hope it smells like something awesome. Like diesel fuel and fireworks. Or burnt rubber and strippers.
But more than likely it smells like those damn "lavender and chamomile" candles the lady friend has in the living room.
I bet Rambo's house never smelled like this.