Ok, fine - YES I watch Glee.
Jeez - just leave me alone.
I love it. I can't help it.
I love Sue Sylvester's burns on Will Shuester.
And Rachel's dramatics.
And how all the guys look like they are pooping, crying or poop crying every time they sing.
It is amazing.
I love that it is based in Lima, Ohio - which is 15 minutes from my tiny hometown. That way when they talk about Allen County or make other regional references I can freak out and act like I'm a celebrity.
Excuse me, MORE of a celebrity.
But I hate myself.
I hate myself for enjoying quite possibly the least manly show this side of the Lifetime Network.
I hate that sometimes after a good episode I find myself singing one of the songs for days (I'm looking at you, "Total Eclipse of the Heart.")
I hate I say things like, "Oooooh, I hate that Jesse."
But I can look past all that. I can rationalize myself being into such an over-the-top show. It is based in my hometown! They are good songs! Rachel is a weird doppelganger for my Lady Friend!
What I can't get past is that I want to express these feelings with a synchronized dance number.
Or that I'm doing jazz hands right now.
Please help me.