Is there anything more terrifying that waking yourself up with a huge fart in the middle of the night - and not knowing if your significant other heard it?
Not that I care if she hears me fart - but I like to portray an image of having more control than waking myself up at 3am with what can only be described as a night tremor.
I mean, I jumped. It was like one of those dreams where you are falling and then wake up when you hit the ground - except instead of hitting the ground I was laying down what sounded like a sad tuba.
I haven't seen Paranormal Activity, but I can only imagine that it is loosely based on this entire premise.
Which brings me to my question - where is the most embarrassing place you've ever let one slip?