Tuesday, June 15, 2010

It's A Gas

Is there anything more terrifying that waking yourself up with a huge fart in the middle of the night - and not knowing if your significant other heard it?

Not that I care if she hears me fart - but I like to portray an image of having more control than waking myself up at 3am with what can only be described as a night tremor.

I mean, I jumped. It was like one of those dreams where you are falling and then wake up when you hit the ground - except instead of hitting the ground I was laying down what sounded like a sad tuba.

I haven't seen Paranormal Activity, but I can only imagine that it is loosely based on this entire premise.

Which brings me to my question - where is the most embarrassing place you've ever let one slip?


Moooooog35 said...

Sitting in algebra class in high school.

Taking a test.

Deathly silence in the room...as I try to crack my back by pushing against the desk and, instead, RIP THE LOUDEST FART IN HISTORY.

So, you know..

That was awesome.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Of course you would mooog. Honestly. Makin' out with a guy not in high school this is after we had dinner and we were sitting on a swinging bench overlooking a freakin' lake and it slipped out.

LiLu said...

Sitting in algebra in high school.

Taking a test.

Deathly silence in the room... immediately after Moog farted, I let one loose and put him to shame.

So, you know..

Even MORE awesome.

stealthnerd said...

Bwahahaha....I'm laughing too hard to remember any embarrassing fart locales. Seriously though, this was hilarious.

Suzanne said...

I read your post and then saw this. Check out #5.


Always a Bridesmaid said...

OMG, your description is priceless and hilarious!

I haven't farted since 5th grade.

Allison M. said...

what is it with guys and farting?