Everyone always says they want to go back to their high school days.
I want to go back to high school, but with all of the knowledge and life lessons I've learned since I left.
I would spend WAY less time trying to get girls to touch their elbows behind their back. With all my new found charm I could probably see a real boobie.
I would also realize that my "permanent record" pales in comparison to what you can already Google about me.
I would definitely spend more time enjoying those plaid skirt uniforms that girls had to wear at my school.
Gym class? Meet the steroid area. I'd roid up and own all the kickball records.
My tolerance would blow all those kids' out of the water. I'd be draining Busch Light cans like a champ.
But most importantly: only kid in high school with a full beard. That HAS to lock up Homecoming court.