Thursday, January 6, 2011

Wife Swap

As much as Tim McGraw wants me to "Live Like You Were Dying" (which is what it feels like when I hear his songs) - everyone falls into a few routines. Whether it is going to the same Starbucks every morning, logging onto Facebook as soon as you get up, or your morning poop - we all have a few things that remain constant.

But my wife decided to turn my world upside-down a few months ago when she decided she wanted to switch sides of the bed.

Just like that.

She just wants me to roll over to the other side of the bed AND SLEEP OVER THERE!!!

Who does that?

Is nothing sacred?

I mean, what did I do to deserve this? It isn't like I asked her to dye her hair or switch deodorant or change her name...

...oh wait.

Looks like I'll be waking up on the wrong side of the bed.


lacochran's evil twin said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
lacochran's evil twin said...

Whatever you do, don't refer to the missus as a bull named Fu Manchu.

Moooooog35 said...


You're married.

EVERY side of the bed is the wrong one.

The Maiden Metallurgist said...

My husband got used to it. I'm confident you will too.

Rahul said...

I have to sleep on the right side. Sleep on the left side? PREPOSTEROUS!

But I would still do it since sex would be involved.

Opto-Mom said...

Don't give in! Next thing you know, she will be wanting to commandeer the recliner AND the TV remote control!!! You might as well have a vagina surgically implanted in your nether regions!

Allison M. said...

you crack my shit up