I'm busy trying to convince my wife we should go check out the topless beaches instead of the Vatican right now, so I've lined up a few guest blogs to satisfy the hunger that is you, Reader.
But not just any guest blogs...
CELEBRITY GUEST BLOGS!
Wait, that just means the posts were written by people who are celibate, right?
Please enjoy the posts this Tuesday and next, the first written by @buildingjason and the second by @jasonperkowski
But I bet they aren't as much fun as topless beaches.
Not that I would know.