I would really like to blog more often, the problem is that I'm just way too fucking boring.
I used to have all kinds of great stories and strong opinions - and when I didn't have that I was at least a really good liar.
Now? Now, I'm just lazy.
You know those old guys that fall asleep on the benches at malls? The ones whose lives are so boring that they have nothing better to do than sleep on a public bench while their wife tries to track down that great sale at Macys?
I'm that guy.
I nap at the mall all the time. It is something of a hobby for me at this point. I practically pass out the second my wife asks for my opinion about that frilly top.
Besides, she knows that frilly top totally wasn't my color.