Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Teenage Suburban White Girls

Can you imagine how hard life is for teenage suburban white girls?

Can you fathom the decisions they have to make on a daily basis?

Guys have it easy - they spend their time playing sports and fighting acne. They're so young and naive.

But teenage suburban white girls aren't afforded that luxury. They don't get to have an adolescence.

Because when a girl hits 16, she gets more than a driver's license - she gets her first shot at the business world.

She has major decisions: does she get pregnant so she can have a TV show? Or does she wait till she's 18 so she can sell her sex tape?

It's too bad life is unfair to the poor teenage suburban white girl, because if the legal age were 16, she could kill two birds with one stone.

Yes, I'm glad I never had to deal with the stress of people wanting to see my sex tape.

Of course, that could have been because of the acne.


Ed said...

There's probably an acne fetish group that would have loved to have them.

Moooooog35 said...

So says Ed, active president of the "Men With Acne Porno Support Group."

Felisa said...

Well a compromise is to conceive the baby when she makes the sex tape.

It's called multitasking.

Fizzgig said...

I feel pretty bad for those girls, until I think about my old age, and what the state of our world will be when they are running it.

I think this is about the time I start looking into cryogenics. Bring me back with biggy, tupac, and elvis!

That would be a bitchin time!

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