Tuesday, September 7, 2010


The hardest thing about blogging is thinking up things to blog about.

If I have a decent topic I can write up a few paragraphs, make a few fart jokes, maybe reference my chisled abs and call it a day.

But sometimes I can't think of a decent topic.

I started leaving notes in my phone to help me remember when I came up with good ideas, but they never seem to have enough detail and end up looking like a 5 yr old and a serial killer filled out a Mad Libs book.

I sat down this morning and checked my phone for some inspiration and it just said -

"Farting nerd turds"

Well, that was helpful.

So here is my blog about farting nerd turds. Whatever those are.

Just be glad this isn't a post about the note I left that says, "booger pics."


Moooooog35 said...

"Farting nerd turds" was obviously about existentialism as portrayed in many traditional haikus and Roman Catholic hymns.

You're welcome.

Denise said...

Maybe nerd turds are like corn turds since you don't exactly chew nerds when you eat them. And maybe if you have a nerd turd waiting to be deployed you'll fart out a single nerd. I suggest not eating it. It's been more than 5 seconds.

Allison M. said...

nerds are cool

Fizzgig said...

hmmm we should have all guessed at what a nerd turd is.

although, i dont really picture nerds turding. kinda like girls.

lacochran's evil twin said...

When in doubt, photos of referenced chiseled abs will do.