The hardest thing about blogging is thinking up things to blog about.
If I have a decent topic I can write up a few paragraphs, make a few fart jokes, maybe reference my chisled abs and call it a day.
But sometimes I can't think of a decent topic.
I started leaving notes in my phone to help me remember when I came up with good ideas, but they never seem to have enough detail and end up looking like a 5 yr old and a serial killer filled out a Mad Libs book.
I sat down this morning and checked my phone for some inspiration and it just said -
"Farting nerd turds"
Well, that was helpful.
So here is my blog about farting nerd turds. Whatever those are.
Just be glad this isn't a post about the note I left that says, "booger pics."