We're getting so close to my 30th I can almost feel it! Wait. Nope. Just a fart.
Continuing my countdown of 30 things I should have and do before I turn 30 on the 30th - so much having and doing!!!
Things I should have:
Enough confidence to approach someone he finds attractive.
Enough sense not to use a cheesy pick-up line.
A great razor.
This is just dumb. Of course a handsome man like me has no problem approaching someone I find attractive. And why would I have to use a cheesy pick-up line when I look like this?
But the reason I can do those two things is because my beard is what you see when you are dying. They say you see a tunnel, but that's actually just my beard and the light at the end is the space between my mustache and my chin. Don't believe me? Think about it - if you reach the end of the tunnel it would be like giving me a kiss. That's the definition of heaven right there.
Things I should do:
Drink tequila in Mexico.
Sell something you've made to someone you don't know.
Walk a mighty distance.
I drank rum in Jamaica. Does that count? And I sold you on reading this blog. Which means I've made it!
As for walking a might distance - I used to have to hoe 80 acre fields 5 rows at a time. It's literally just walking through dirt and weeds for 12 hours in the heat. It's one of those jobs that I can't accurately explain to city kids who complain about working at the Gap when they were teenagers. I mean - all they had to do was sell something to people they didn't know. That sounds easy.
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