I went and saw Avatar this past weekend - or as it should be called, "Alien Pocahontas". But I could hardly concentrate, and not just because I was strangely aroused by the blue alien girl.
No, there was a guy sitting next to me who had to comment on every scene.
"Oh, there is NO WAY that would happen! That is so unrealistic!"
You are watching a movie about humans traveling to a far off planet and creating some cloned alien body they control with virtual reality and then they go live with an alien colony and do the sex.
After ALL that - the fact that he just jumped out of a TREE is the part that you find unbelievable?
Because the part I find unbelievable is that I didn't murder your face dead with the back end of my 3-D glasses.
Pandora, my ass - you're fucking with Narmnia now.