Hello, dear Readers, I want to introduce you to someone special. But first, a story...
In college I worked for a t-shirt screening shop, so every now and then we would make funny t-shirts for ourselves before we went home.
Wait, crap, that story sucked. Ummm...and then I found $5! There we go.
Where was I?
Oh, right - the greatest t-shirt ever invented.
I know what you are asking - did this sexy t-shirt (and facial expression) ever lure a young lady into the love den?
I blame the recession.
The closest it ever came to tasting success (wow, worded that wrong) was the time a friend of mine wore the shirt and some girl told him she had $10. Then he pointed to me and said, "There he is."
Joke is on her - I didn't have change for a $20 anyways.